- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Kah-________-

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Obama-Care

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Barack Obama

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Knock Knock Come in

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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