Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A guy is playing cod

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Anti Joke

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