Adam Sandler.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Romney 2012

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Anti Joke

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