- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Hellen Keller

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Black people are clen.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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