If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Hello

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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