Women"s Rights

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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