- Anti Joke

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

My Girlfriend

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

obama is a good president

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

potato farming

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

My Girlfriend

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

obama is a good president

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.