Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Black people are clen.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

women leaving the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Your mum is dead

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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