What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Women"s Rights

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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DOWN

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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this is a joke

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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