so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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