Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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