- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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