Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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9/11/2001

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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