- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

whats pale and white your ass.

My Girlfriend

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Your Mom

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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