Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Your Mom

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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ballsack

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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