- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Jokes are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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