- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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