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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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