- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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