- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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