How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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French people

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imadewords

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Sex. That is all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I'm gay.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Hummer.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Will you marry me?

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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