A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

women leaving the kitchen

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

MICHAEL

Chayton

cory is gay

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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