- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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