- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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