Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

NEVER

you just lost the game!

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

You smell bad? Cool.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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