A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Anti Joke

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