a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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