What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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cot!

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Women's Golf

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Someone told me about this website.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Steering Wheel Face.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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