I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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This is not a good joke.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Y2K

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Women's rights.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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NEVER

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you just lost the game!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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