Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

jack shine has boobs

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

American Idol

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

World peace

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Women's Rights

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Come in

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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