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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Boobs are nasty!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Rob Bell

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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math test 2=2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Child Prostitution.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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