- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

The Charlotte bobcats.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Yeah, totally.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Unflushed Shit...

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

I can Nazi

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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