What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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