- Anti Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100