- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? A direction...

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Canada's army

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

I'm taken

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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