here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock Knock Come in

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Women's rights.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Hi colton

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Women Voting

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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