Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Ancient Greeks rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Akshaytiger World

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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