My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Women's Rights

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Your mother is a man.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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The Economy

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