What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

The Economy

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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