What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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42.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Unflushed Shit...

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Black people are clen.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Penis

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Your mum is dead

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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women playing football?

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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