- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

The Charlotte bobcats.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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