A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Women Voting

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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