- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What did the mole say? Nothing

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

AVI IS A FAG

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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