Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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womens rights!

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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