What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Child Prostitution.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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newt gingrich

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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