A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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