Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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