- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Woman's Rights.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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