- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Herman Cain

whats pale and white your ass.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

your mother is so lesbian

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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