you just lost the game!

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Y2K

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Hi colton

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Penis

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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W.N.B.A.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Small titties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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