- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

A guy is playing cod

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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